Bad Day at The Office

Got fired.

Workplace Macro-aggressions

You never needed that job anyway.

Biker Bar Beatdown

You showed them the dangers of being in a 50's timewarp.

Nightclub Nightmare

You never liked clubbing anyway.

Bad Dreams

Designer drugs are never a good idea.

C.R.E.A.M

Holla holla get dolla.

Visiting Rich People

Paid a visit to a nice house.

An Honest Days Work

Went trainspotting.

Found Your Keys

Got a new ride.

Bad Deal

Could have gone better.

Go Clubbing, Get Legless

Gave it another go, still don't like clubbing.

High Rise

Saw the impact of social division, still stole from them. You monster.

Cultured

You visited a museum.

Bad Omens

You got a fortune cookie. It could have been better.

Clean Kill

At least there was a bath to wash the blood off.

Infiltration

Didn't get caught.

Feel the Payne

Killed the "Bad" cop.

Triad and Failed

Far eastern crime syndicates are on the decline.

Briefcase Collection

Started your career in architecture.

Hazardous Workplace

You should have been wearing a hazmat suit.

Nightmare Scenario

Uh Oh.

Rooftop Rumble

Revelations

Mexican Standoff

Revenge?

I'm Sorry My Love

A Trip to The Coast

Escape successfully in arcade level 1.

Small Town Criminal

Finish all objectives in arcade level 1.

What Have You Done?

Finish apocalypse mode level 1.

Who Needs Insurance?

Finish a level with more health than you started with.

I Need Insurance

Finish a level with 1 health remaining.

True American

Buy every gun.

Get Strapped

Buy a gun.

The Sound of The Police

Have someone call the police on you.