Dress Up!

Change your Child's outfit in a changing booth

Get Shot!

Precocious Child

Discover all Child Talents

Taking Time Off

Rest those weary dad arms by leaving your Child at the daycare

Master of Popping

Complete the Mountain City Park Balloon Popping Challenge (MCPBPC) in 20 seconds or less

Take to the Skies!

Take an intimate ride in the hot air balloon

Wardrobe Wizard

Collect all Child Costumes

Frequent Flyer

Take the Hot Air Balloon in both directions

You are the Champion

Quest Quixote

Complete every quest in the game

Free as a Bird

Somehow you managed to defy logic and pay off your Credit Card Debt. Maybe you can become a Good Dad after all

Pigeons are the Worst

Defeat the all-powerful Pigeon Wizard.

Regicide!

Hoarder

Collect every toy in the game, why don't ya?

Deep Hole, Heavy Pockets

You've made it deep into the Gravel Pit. But how much more is there to go?

Center of the Earth

Reach the bottom of the Gravel Pit.

Money Mismanagement

You are a Good Dad?

Legs

A Warm Embrace

The Very Best

It doesn't feel like you earned all these Dadges. Is that what being a Dad feels like?

Learned to Scare

Not as simple as you thought, eh?

Big Conversations

Some creatures have Dads and Grand Dads too. Seek them out.

Vantage Point

Ed has a point that only he can understand.

Talk Back

They backed us, and now they are forever immortalized in video game form. Regardless of if they change outfits in real life.

Give em a Hand

This is oddly confusing.

Delivery Dad

Deliver all-a tha pizza pies! Season 1 Episode 5a

Kill 500 enemies

Did you really need to kill them all? (who's the real monster?)

Dad Quest the Video Game

That one really meta joke where you find a copy of Dad Quest

Gambling Addiction

Use a gacha machine 20 times

Trick and Get Treated

Get candy twice from one house.

Patience...