Baby Face

Congratulations, you have defeated the first boss.

Squid Work

Wow, look at you go, you have defeated the second boss.

Tree Squatter

Hmm, there is some hope for the world, you have defeated the third boss.

Lob Star

A little over halfway there, you have defeated the fourth boss.

Sea Horse

Okay, okay, things are starting to look great, you have defeated the fifth boss.

Rock Worm

Now you are just showing off, you have defeated the sixth boss.

Fishy Run

...wait, what!? You actually defeated the last boss!? I am so sorry I ever doubted you! But there is still some more work to do.

Don't Drop The Ball 10 Times In A Row

Congratulations, I am sure you feel proud of yourself.

Don't Drop The Ball 25 Times In A Row

Uh-huh, uh-huh, not bad. Ever consider a career in basket ball?

Don't Drop The Ball 50 Times In A Row

Okay, impressive indeed. You must like that particular ball.

Don't Drop The Ball 75 Times In A Row

Huh. Not going to lie, fairly impressive. But it's not really about numbers and who's counting anyway?

Don't Drop The Ball 100 Times In A Row

Okay, I don't think the developers can get this high of a number. Perhaps you should quit your day job to pursue a full time career in showing off.

Don't Drop The Ball 200 Times In A Row

Impossible! Are you using a Game Shark?! No cheating allowed! I would offer you a celebratory cake, but we all know that the said cake is a lie.

5 Hit Combo

Yea, you can do stuff.

10 Hit Combo

That will show them bricks.

15 Hit Combo

Just think, maybe in the next one hundred years you could save the planet.

25 Hit Combo

That would be pretty cool if this where a fighting game, but it's not, and that is really impressive.

50 Hit Combo

Well done, Well done! We need more skill just like that! No pile of bricks is safe around you!

So It Begins...

...That's [Not] All Folks

Who Made This Mess Of A Game?

Brick vs Paddle, For Dummies

Hats Off To You, You Are A Pro!