The Right Way

Pick Anon Mask

Point of no return

Pick Cancer Mask

Modern Hero

Kill Cancer on the first mission

You're no /b/rother to me

Kill anons on the first mission

Generation ABU

Kill anons on the first mission

I am a legal alien

Kill cancer on the first mission

Builder

Take the builder quest

Guard

Take the guard quest

An exploding sucess

Explode the building

Speechmeister

Get to jail after talking to police

Straight outta Bitardia

Get to jail after showing the video

Direct hit

Get to jail after entering the police station

Solid Snake

Get to jail while taking the camera

Loser

You didn't accept the note-finding mission

I love it!

You have finished the note-finding mission

Lookie, who we have here!

Finish the "Fifth Column" quest

Caravan robba

Rob the caravan

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

Get arrested for spoiling the stand

Forbidden love

Finish the "QT 3.14" quest

Shut Up And Take My Money!

Buy a pillow for anon

PROFIT!!!

Get some cash on arena

Professional

More than 100 killed on arena

The Shawshank redemption

Break out of prison

Good times, huh?

Served a term in prison

Liberator

Rescue the hostage

I hate these people

Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest

Sharper

Beat anon in cards

Victim of the regime

To die, refusing to work on the Abu

Recruitment

Agree to work on Abu

Spooky Scary /B/itards

Finish a halloween-quests

Jon Snow

Finish the "Winter is coming" quest

Happy New Year!

Paranoia

Finish the "Missing part" quest

Wheel of Fortune

Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest

Let's Be Real

Take care of the hospital

Royale With Cheese

Return anon's debt

Nothing to Lose

Take care of the bank